Wednesday, December 19, 2007

The teacher

So a friend of mine wanted to hook me up on a blind date. I don't care for blind dates because there is a 50/50 chance that either you'll absolutely love the person your hooked up with or you'll HATE them. Well sadly my story is the latter:

The first time I met blind date, B.D. I wasn't impressed. He was for lack of a better term...rough looking. He was a cutie, but just very rough around the edges. I didn't want to be in the business of upgrading a man but my friend pretty much begged me to give him a chance so I figured "What the hell, how much can it really hurt".

Surprisingly after the first time me and B.D. hung out I thought he was nice. We had a great time hanging out at his house, but even after I left and went home his "roughness" made me nervous. We made a date to go out again to see a movie, but before the movie we went to Uno's to eat. As we were looking at the menu I asked him what he wanted to eat and he said "Nothing, I ate before I left home". I said okay and figured I'd get some nachos so we both could at least snack on them together, while we have a drink, talk and wait for the movie to start. The nachos came and it was a big order so I start eating them and I tell B.D., "come on help me eat this". B.D. looks at me and says "I'm not hungry, didn't I tell you I ate before I left home?" So I said ""yes, but I figured we could just snack on this. B.D. looks at me from across the table and says "Well then what have you learned?" I was about to eat another nacho, but I couldn't because I was sitting there stunned by this question. Not the question itself, but where he was going with it. So I said "I don't know B.D., what did I learn?" So he says, you learned that when I say I'm not hungry it means I'm not hungry"

I smiled, put the half eaten nacho back down on the plate, looked around and said "Check please"

3 comments:

Sassywow said...

This is just effing funny...LMAO

Canela_NYC said...

Wow. Ummm...wow. n/m

Anonymous said...

hahahhaaa that's great... that's an excellent reaction! lmao@ the title..."the teacher" lol