Big daddie & Dime Piece and a Brick ?

I have a MySpace account for fun. Well honestly there really isn’t anything fun about MySpace anymore. I am just keeping it because basically it’s something to do when I am bored out of mind. Anyway I had my status as “in a relationship” for the longest while and last night I changed it to single just to see what would happen and this is the kind of ridiculous mess I get:

Email 1

“how are u? hope tasty and fine,well my name is kahron aka big daddie? i live in miami , i admire ur beauty but would like to get to know ur mind may i have that honor please?”

Tasty and fine?
Big daddie?

Email 2

“Hey look here lil ma, I just passed bye you page and i had to stop because you were just too fine. I hope you are single cuz i would love to get to know you better beautiful. I live in fort myers fl. If you want a pic of me just let me know and i'll send you some ok sexy? Hit me up when you get this email 4sho. ONE!”


Dime Piece and a Brick

He calls himself “Dime Piece and a Brick” ?????? Dude has no picture up…

I am so impressed that I am going to jump on these opportunities…. I THINK NOT………

LMAO

This is totally off the Topic of the blog but I had to post it. LMAO...

Happy Valentine's Day from the Frogs.

MR INCONSIDERATE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So I met this guy, he seemed to have good conversation. Not someone I would normally date but I decided to stop being so discriminative...LOL

He washes and details cars for a living. Well anyway I let him take me to dinner. So I guess he is a hood boy and thought that red lobster was a dinner date. I said fine cause whatever…I am not really concerned about stuff like that. I like local places in case my dates are crazy.

Well let’s start at the beginning.

DATE ONE/MISTAKE #1

We decided to go to dinner and had a set time of 7pm. His car is in the shop (so he said) so I went his house. Well step back I met him at a friend’s house and believe it or not he had the nerve to still be detailing a car. SO TALK ABOUT MAKING A FIRST IMPRESSION. Needless to say I was pissed out of mind. But I was like ok…give it a chance. We then had to go to his house so he can shower and get dressed. The date was not actually on the way until about a little after 8. Of course I was annoyed but I was already there so I went ahead. HE TOOK ME TO RED LOBSTER. So ok that’s cool I guess, first meeting, just getting to know him. We actually had good conversation…it was fun. I dropped him off at home and he was like I really would like to go with you to hang out your friends because I had prior plans. I don’t take people around others until they are permanent but I felt bad the way he said it to me…I NEED TO BE MEAN ALL THE TIME!!!! Anyway I stayed a while, took him home and left. He didn’t try anything funny so ok……..

DATE TWO/MISTAKE #2

He wanted to hang out the day after…I wasn’t feeling it so I passed. He came at me again Sunday and I am thinking dam this nigga this thirsty. I didn’t really want to go but I did any way. Due to his lateness on Friday and I told him about it and I also asked him to tell me if he was going to be late and not have me waiting. Of course he agreed and he said he would be on time at 6pm.

1. I got to his house 6:10 cause I figured he would be late. He was not ready once again we ended up missing the 645 movie cause we didn’t leave his house till 6:50
2. Then had the nerve to come into the living room spoke to his cousin and didn’t say hi. I had to say “well hello to you to”
3. ON TOP OF BEING LATE, when I got in my car to head the direction of the movie theatre he was like no lets go the opposite way. I was like why? He was like I need to stop at checkers really quick to get some food for my cousin. I got annoyed I was like who told you I wanted to take you to checkers. WTF…he couldn’t ask if it was ok. He just jumped in the car like he ran shit. But I held my tongue from further chat because I know myself.
4. We get to the movies and he stands back and waits for me to go to the movie counter. Hmmmmm I was annoyed. But ok….I paid for both tickets I was like its only $20 and I would do it for a friend. But that was the last straw for me. YOU WANTED TO GO OUT. I should have just turned around and went home.
5. Then on the way home my gas tank was empty so I stopped at the gas station. You would think he didn’t pay for the movie he would offer to pay for the gas or at least pump the gas. This Negro sat in the car like he was a movie star and LET ME PUMP my own gas. Never has a date or any male friend let me pump my gas.
6. Then has the nerve to want a ride someplace for dinner. I was like I am not hungry. I took him for food, and dropped him off with a smile.

You know when I lived in NYC…I use to get mad at my brothers calling me Shorty or Mami and doing little annoying things. BUT MY GOD…moving to another state has made me appreciate them so much more. Now when I visit home and I am called Shorty or mami…I don’t give him play but I dam sure am a lot nicer. It’s better than being called aaayyy you….bitch and whatever else these blasted men in Florida call me. I never had these crazy date experiences either.

WHY I STAYED ON THIS DATE I DON’T KNOW….

A penny for your thoughts

Wouldn’t it be nice if all men would say this to you? Of course I am dreaming….

I expect sex if I am paying for the date

I have been meaning to post this for a while but I guess now is as good as any. I had promised myself no more online dating…LOL but boredom one night drove me to sign up again…..

My new attempt...singles.net
I mean am I just getting desperate? LMAO. I am at the point where casual dating is fine with me. It would be nice to meet someone that you can get to know and perhaps lead into a happy relationship but honestly I am kind of happy with my status. For once in my life sassywow is happy with being single and fabulous… A good friend, occasional sex and occasional date songs good…OK NOT REALLY but I am really not hard up for getting tied up with anyone just yet. After being involved on and off for 8 years to a man that would fuck anything with a phat ass that rolled by…I LIKE BEING FREE to have a little fun.

Anyway…absolute boredom one night drove me to sign up to singles.net. I must have logged on to the site once but after like a ton of messages I said let’s see what is waiting for me. I log on…got an email from what I thought was a nice guy… he was Latin… 6 feet… sexy as hell. He looked like a brother that could GET IT… (Ladies you know we makes these decisions in 10 second of meeting a man or viewing is pic, it is usually what comes out their mouth after that will make you say hell NAW...I will pass) anyway I proceeded to have a few conversations with him by email, we spoke by aim (I have a fake one just in case they are nuts) and then we finally spoke by phone. We were communicating for about a week and decided to set a date. I called this Negro up and he had the nerve to tell me …I just want you to know if I am paying for the date I expect sex at the end of the night. I just went silent on the phone in amazement. I mean I do not have a specified time frame on when sex should happen. If the mood and situation is right and the brothers game is tight …well who knows…LOL but don’t be making it blatantly clear that you expect sex if you pay for the date. At no point did I expect him to pay. As a rule I always leave the house with enough cash to cover all my expense… IN TRINI TERMS… VEX MONEY…. If the guy pays then it’s a nice gesture, I cover the tip and if the night doesn’t end early may I will treat for something else or maybe the next date. But this ass…was so bold about his expectancies that I simply said: Thank you for that pertinent piece of information and hung up.

What a JERK!!!!!!!!!!!


AM I DOOMED? What is wrong with men? I think I am gonna be forced to do my NYC thing and fall back on my faithful half white color half thug throwback….LMAO
No More online dating for me….Period!!!!


Thoughts????